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Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Zoloft

Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol
Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.
by Charmouche September 11, 2016
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zaloopa

In Russian – a prepuce. The thick skin, that covering a head of a penis. Under this skin the smegma often accumulates.
Written "çàëóïà" in Cyrillic (view page in Windows Cyriilic encoding).
"À çåëåíûé êðîêîäèë
 äâåðÿõ ÿéöà ïðèùåìèë
È ðàññìàòðèâàåò â ëóïó
Ïîñèíåâøóþ çàëóïó." -

And the green alligator
In doors of an ball has pinched
Also surveys in a magnifier
Turned blue "zaloopa".
by miZanthrope September 8, 2005
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zoolotologist

selma will be a zoolotologist
by thefungusunderyourtoenail April 16, 2019
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zloop

Boop and zzz aka sleep then make it a loop!! Zloop
I went and zlooped my friend.
by xexpotion May 9, 2020
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zohoo

zohoo is a caring, beautiful, hot and wonderful person. zohoo’s are really smart too, they’re goal focused and always try their best. they’re really hardworking and most likely forget to take care of themselves. they put others before themselves and care a lot about people they love. zohoo’s are extremely kind and sweet people.
if you have a person named zohoo in your life, you happen to be lucky, congrats you have won in life. they’re rare gems and so special. learn to treat them right or else you'll regret it. zohoo's are amazing people.
Zohoo’s smile lights up a room.
by purplib October 13, 2020
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zolo g

great upcoming rapper who also complains about being put on bad teams
wow youre mad that your on the jets and your a rapper? man your such a zolo g
by vflfan123 April 27, 2021
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