zerka

An old, grey haired man who needs to get a fucking life before he ends up looking like a 21st century santa clause.

Gotta give credit to his sick sidemen video planning tho.

Person 1: oh my got is that Ethans dad.

Person 2: hes looks old enough.

Person 1: never mind, its just zerka.

by Iwriteshitcomments September 27, 2020

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

zirea

A girl that's is always lit. A great person to be around.She is very quirky.She has great vibes.

Zirea is very spontaneous

by Xxx.kensley April 9, 2017

zirak

Sexiest man alive. Looks skinny, but is secretly jacked af. Incredible iq and cognitive power. Has never put any effort in life, yet somehow excels past anyone and everyone. Perfect in everyway. Turns people homosexual due to pure sexiness. A god among mortals.

Christian Mom: Son, why are you gay? Its against the rules of the bible!
Son: But Im not just gay, I love Zirak.
Christian Mom: Im so sorry son, I should have never doubted your judgement. Its time to abandon the church.

by lostInSpace12 April 21, 2021

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

zikayla

Dramatic and emotional. Doesn't do much, rely's on her bed and lives on chips and gum.; a string bean.

Zikayla was being weird at school today, so I tapped her to make sure she was okay and she threw herself into a desk.

by sesamestreetdrama November 23, 2021

ziram

beautiful person

your such a ziram

by anonymous March 3, 2022