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Zander

An incredibly awesome boyfriend to the luckiest girl in the world. Someone that I've dated since the eighth grade and we're now seniors in high school. There's much more to say about him but then you'd fall for him too. Pretty much, no matter how many dumb bitches try to come in between us, we'll never break up. I could fall in love with this kind of guy.
A.R.- I wish I could date Zander, let me try to steal him from Marilyn.
M.M.- HA good luck dumb bitch.
A.R.- K, I guess I'll just fuck his best friend.
by zamanderlyn September 18, 2011
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pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick
Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"
by leowxw October 18, 2010
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The knower. Fun loving go getter, who oozes life energy and extreme charm. A social celebrity, as people are drawn to his/her intelligent jokes like children to a candy shop. A successful person who is able to immediately see the core of things and cut unnecessary crap out. Multilayered and profoundly interesting person who won't pay much attention to dull people.
We need a Zinser to get this party going!

Blind me, I just had a Zinser on how to close this 1 mil. deal!
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I was gone off zingerz till early in the morning.
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zender baby

A great sportsman and extremely athletic and fit. He pulls all the boys and is especially good at the zender bender. He is also a great rugby player and is often referred to as a brick wall.
Wow that male is such a Zender baby
by Billzabob12 August 15, 2018
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Zinger burger

p1:is the zinger burger spicy?
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zander

a person born on this day tend too never get into fights and always wanna end fights by saying sorry. they are very empathetic and everyone who knows a zander loves one. not to mention they tend to be very attractive and boy/girl magnets. They are HELLLAAA smart and really loyal to friends and family, in my opinion people named zandsr are the best ever, if you know a zander you are HELLLAA lucky
"do you know a zander? well if you don't that sucks"
by Ursuchabana January 20, 2021
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