Zhang Gang

A Prince-Zuko looking headass that only drinks fiji water and stands a spectacular 4'3". He will try his best to steal and eat your shits.

My toilet was robbed by fucking Zhang Gang last night.

by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 01, 2019

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 07, 2020

andrew zhang

An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.

person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*

by grug3931 May 27, 2022

Nicholas Zhang

Randomly slamming your head around before or during a test to cause a nosebleed to occur.

"I didn't study at all last night, I'm just gonna pull a Nicholas Zhang..."

by Fuckin'Cunt27 January 27, 2017

Zhang Wang

N.; A young chinese man's penis.

It looks like a penis . . . but smaller! It must be a Zhang Wang!

by A nigga like me is goin' insane! March 19, 2005

John Zhang

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.

Oh my gosh! Its a john zhang!
Run away! Its a John Zhang!

by Mrs.Z.Chen October 12, 2018

Frank Zhang

The worst of the seven. He is ungrateful for his powers and his entire life is a sob story. He's garbage and can't do anything. He only makes all the other characters better . Also used to mean a terrible person.

That guy is such a Frank Zhang

by Frank gets a Shank May 16, 2021