joe zeed

The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.

Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.

by Smart gluestick January 5, 2018

zebedee

The sinister mustachioed spring loaded dude from 'The Magic Roundabout'. (Friend of Florence, Dougal, Dylan, Brian, Ermatrude et all).

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Zebedee:

a) Red mustachioed head on a spring, fond of declaring 'time for bed'.

b) My neighbour. At the drop of a pin he's at his window.... In the words of my flatmate 'I swear that guy has a spring-loaded a**e'

by SomeoneLikeYou April 30, 2006

zebedee

An object of such large mass it creates such a deep impact into the space fabric that it has the possibilities of tearing through its very fabric and creating holes to other possible dimensions except the 7th and 298th dimensions which are too improbable to exist. This word should be used as a noun.

The large zebedee could not be broken down by the blackhole.

Light is so much affected by the zebedee that it will gravitate towards it and possible have its photons stuck against the surface permanently.

by Jeffrey Davidson April 4, 2005

Zerenna

Zerenna(a girls name), is a smart, cool and gorgeous person always willing to help others in problems. Always relaxed and keeps everything kool. The person you ask for homework, the person with the back up plan. The name also means truthful, if you aint the right one for her she'll tell you. Straight. That's what make this name unique.

"Your soo smart well that's what Zerenna means"

by thempeeps April 29, 2014

zerelda

The sweetest girl you’ve ever met, she’s been through a lot but has come out stronger. She’s beautiful and talented and is super caring. If one of her friends is hurting, she does all she can to make them smile again. Everyone loves her.

“She’s super caring, must be a zerelda!”

by dkklove June 2, 2018

Zere

is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. she is so amazing! literally so amazing and she is also so cool.

hey do u know zere? oh yeah that very cool and amazing girl!

by hahalevi November 25, 2021

zeked up

Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.

"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"

"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"

by Electric Moses March 27, 2009