zed bed

I foldable bed in which is not advisable to have sex in, as they can collapse easily.

Don't jump on a zed bed either, they really do just fold in half on you.

by Stefigutentag May 17, 2006

p-zed

Sometimes thought of as a contraction of p-zombie, but p-zed is more of a subset, usually used for persons who's logic is incoherent or can't think for themselves and only follow the directions of others.

Sounds like he heard that somewhere and believes it. He is just a p-zed.

by lawandco December 29, 2020

Zed Players

A champion in League of Legends where if you play this champion you automatically suck.

Nathaniel: What champion do you main?
Francis : Zed
Nathaniel: lol ur bad

Zed Players = nonce

by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 30, 2022

Plan Zed

The plan you go to when the first 25 plans failed.

Abby: Well the first 25 ideas didn't work.

Gail: Don't worry, move onto Plan Zed.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Ay Zed

@AZuzites15

Ay Zed

by Ay Zed December 19, 2019

Zaza Zed

The stonerest of stoners, always has the munchies and he is a PARTY ANIMAL. He’s always swooning for Kiara Palmer.

Woah man, is that Zaza Zed? He’s so cool I wish I was just like him.

by Ninjadexter99 February 28, 2023

zed cred

A motorcyclist who does not dress in the expected style. So an old dispatch riders coat, wellington boots and a pudding basin helmet is 'zed cred'
Full leathers only if actually an old flying suit.
Cord trousers - anything with jeans definitely NOT zed cred.

He might not be riding an MZ but a least he has retained 'zed cred' even on that Harley!!

by wahiba August 25, 2007