The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.

Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."

by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008

Zazzlepop

When you and your friend are watching a show that is hosted by a ginger with a large boner who likes to make things that aren't usually sexual sound wildly inappropriate and your friend mistakes the name of the motor of a large ship as a "Zazzlepop" rather than its true name: azipod. That means you McRae, you filthy sloth. That means you.

Sloth: "Woah look at that zazzlepop!"
Marmot: "Zazzplepop? Don't you mean azipod?"
Sloth: "That's what I said."

No. We both know the truth.

by SPBeezy253 January 22, 2013

Zazzle

The name of my cat, my beloved. Can be quite quirky sometimes, her hobbies include
-Eating
-Sleeping

-Not letting me get off my chair
-Hugs
-Killing people in there sleep
-Sleep

Wow Zazzle is the best cat, no other cat compares. No one. Brett Thompson is a nerd

No. One.

by Accept or I romance you mother February 28, 2023

Zazzle

A zesty gay furry

Stop being such a zazzle!

by KindYella July 3, 2023

Zazzerbert

Sure! In a whimsical world of fantastical creatures, a Zazzerbert is a curious and mischievous creature with vibrant, shimmering wings that flutter like kaleidoscopes. It's known for its mischievous pranks, often luring unsuspecting travelers into magical mazes with its enchanting song. Legend has it that encountering a Zazzerbert brings good luck, as long as you can solve its riddles and puzzles to escape its mesmerizing tricks. But beware, for the Zazzerbert's laughter can echo through the woods, creating an aura of wonder and mystery that may captivate even the bravest souls.

In a magical forest, Lily, a spirited young girl, encounters the elusive Zazzerbert, a creature of joy and challenge. To receive its blessing, Lily braves a mysterious labyrinth, solving riddles and unlocking her heart's courage and creativity. As the Child of the Zazzerbert, she embarks on enchanting adventures, spreading happiness and wonder throughout the forest, forging a timeless bond with the magical creature and inspiring others to embrace the magic of the world.

The Zazzerbert's luminous wings dazzled like a kaleidoscope as it danced playfully among the moonlit stars.

by Barbie Girl 🦉 August 1, 2023

zazzle brite

The ultimate level is high lighter potency; a real snazzy high lighter marker; is said to razzle and dazzle

Damn yo, dem be some shiny drawings! Word homeskillet, I gave them the ol' zazzle brite touch.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

Zazzed

Being absolutely stoned to the point you can barely remember what happened

"I got so zazzed last night, what even happened?"

by YeetleBeetle August 19, 2020