zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

zano

aww ye, the zano be the most pimpin whey of saying 'zane'. y'see, the 'e' jus aint be good enough no more. 'o' is hella more uber.

azhim- "oh zano, you are so funny"
zane- "damnnn straight foolio"

by zano April 24, 2005

zackory

A typical man with a very large penis that can be used as a bat to hot women in the face with leaving them knocked out cold and dreaming about that big ole penis.

That girl got hit by a Zackory that's for sure.

by Selena's luther January 2, 2017

Zango

An acronym for something bad.

ZANGO means:

Zip
A
Nut,
Go
On

In which, you're only hurting your computer because it's going inside it painfully... some spam, adware, trojans, and all that orgasms computers get.

by 01284102 October 15, 2007

zank

a bro term used to describe something cool or used in any situation when wanting to sound like a bro. It can also be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or added to the end of any word

dude that movie was sooo zank

mom, cool the fuck out. you can't hold me responsible for peeing on the rug and trying to spoon the dog because i was so zanked last night

by zachevieve August 22, 2010

Zackolaid

Male ejaculate that is shot onto ones face, eyes or mouth. Similar to a pearl necklace. It uses a koolaide tpye euphemism.
It references the ejaculate as a thirst quenching drink.

I hit shorty with some Zackolaid while she blew me.
I shot my Zackolaid into her mouth.

by Big dizzle styzzle 4 shizzle April 18, 2008

Zakory

He is the sweetest guy in the world, who would do anything for you. He's always got your back and always knows how to make you smile and laugh. If you're lucky enough to have him in your life, keep him. You'll never find anyone else like him. He'll make sure you're happy no matter what and will worry about you to no end. He'll show you everyday how much he loves and cares for you. He has a great sense of humor and can make you laugh even when you want to cry. He's handsome and adorable and when he looks at you your whole world melts. It's like nothing matters as long as your with him because he is the only company that you need. He will do anything to see you smile even if it takes making a crazy face. He's not one to throw the word love around so if he tells you he loves you then you are the luckiest person in the world. He knows everything there is to know about Halo. Go ahead, ask him. He is the best friend anyone could ever have. He is trustworthy and outgoing. He may be a little insane sometimes, but you have to love him anyway. He is the nicest person to ever walk this Earth and if you're lucky enough you'll get to see that. He makes your stomach do flips and you feel not just butterflies, but the whole zoo. He's one in a million who could ever make you feel that way. He is amazing and intelligent, and you know that no matter what he will always be there for you through the good and the bad.

Guy : Hey, Who's that?
Girl: Oh It's Zakory, only the cutest and sweetest guy in the world.

by qtpie3.14 August 18, 2013