Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

firing wristers

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

wasterbaked

the combination of being wasted and baked.
pronounced wasta-baked

dude 1 I wanna get wasted tonight
dude 2 I wanna get baked tonight
*dudes look at each other and realise*
dude 1+2 WASTERBAKED!

by maxthemonster August 17, 2008

Cunt Waster

Derives from the Latin word, cont wast. Whereby good looking women never put out.

Dude, that bitch does not put out for shit. I know Andy, what a Cunt Waster!

by JRC Productions January 28, 2010

time waster

Guy who deceives a working girl into believing he can provide what she wants. When he is just a broke loser

He said that he was going to buy me a car but in reality he didn't even have enough for a down payment, time waster!

by fantasy9090 May 17, 2012

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness

My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".

by Tstawm March 10, 2011

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.

by Dave December 28, 2003