worter

A southern way to say water

I felt thirsty, so I drank some worter.

by awmm June 5, 2014

Hard Worker

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”

John is a hard worker, that's why he is your boss.

by Brock Trunzo May 3, 2011

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.

A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.

by ziggabrap July 9, 2009

country hand warmer

masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey

Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime

by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010

Keynes Worker

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

by ashishram April 20, 2009

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004