When a macerated queer takes a manfrom behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.
I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.
You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
Word for a slut. A female that sucksreally good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet