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woodpecker 

a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob
charlene africa is a woodpecker
woodpecker by phjls83 August 18, 2003

woodpecker of mars 

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.
He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

Woodpecker 

When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.
I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
Woodpecker by LouieFerook October 5, 2016

The Woodpecker 

You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.

You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
I gave my girlfriend The Woodpecker lastnight! I made her asshole look like an tomato.
The Woodpecker by ThisIsMyKingdomCum February 23, 2020

Woodpecker 

Word for a slut. A female that sucks really good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet
That delta phi epsilon was a great woodpecker
Woodpecker by Jimmy697969 July 6, 2018

woodpecker 

a guy with a tiny penis ( a pecker) but it is erected.
man that guy must have a woodpecker after seeing that chick.