woody

a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.

jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"

by jomibo. March 27, 2011

Woody

a beast

Gee says: Woody is a beast!

by dh/frbiker671 May 6, 2009

Woody

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.

Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

woody

A brand of longboard named for it's 100% Canadian Maple build with wood grain finished bottom.

Your sector Nine blows! It's not nearly as cool as my Woody.

Your sector nine blows my woody.

by Chris Craig November 21, 2006

woody

having an erection resembling a fucken bat... un less u have like 2 fucken inches.

Johnny has a fucken woody.. groosss!!!

by richarddd June 24, 2008

Woody

Sexy ass boy with a beautiful personality also very talented and attractive for girls he also gets mad very often

Girl 1 oh ma god this guy woody is soo cute
Girl 2 I wish I had woody he is soo fine

by Docter hillpherger December 4, 2018

Woody

A metalhead or headbanger. The term originated in the early 1980's in the South Queens NYC neighborhoods of Ozone Park, Woodhaven, Howard Beach, and Richmond Hill.
A woody listened to heavy metal, wore a black metal band t-shirt, black jeans, black boots, and a black leather wallet with a metal chain hanging from it. The woodys hung out while listening to heavy metal and may or may not have worshipped the devil in Forest Park, on Jamaica Ave, and in the weeds in Howard Beach.

Just left the Metallica concert it was filled with leftover woodys from 1983.

by drivingsnowstorms May 18, 2017