Wonder Emporium

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina

I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.

by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010

Wonder Whore

When a person is playing Civilization 5, or any other empire building game, constantly builds and hogs the best buildings (wonders) that can only be built by one player. Usually is a multiplayer game.

Civ 5 Game: "The Hanging Gardens and the Colossus have been built by bonertron3000."

xxCivGod69xx: " 2 wonders in one turn! You're such a wonder whore!"

by Eldiablo474747 October 31, 2012

wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.

Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.

by jberkj January 18, 2011

Wodensborough

Awful school. Full of chavs and the staff act like royalty. I once got locked in a cage and had to drink from a shoe

Wodensborough is the worst school

by Elmo-L June 27, 2021

tony wonder

A character from the popular show Arrested Development, Tony Wonder is a magician with a pink, 'W' shaped beard. For years, he was the rival of George Oscar Bluth, a man who he later had hot sex with whilst wearing a latex mask of George's face while George wore a mask modeled after Tony's face. Tony is currently living with his girlfriend Sarah Sitwell.

Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!

by juicymiggler June 11, 2018

the eighth wonder

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?

Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same

by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021

I Wonder Why

To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.

1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."

2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."

3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."

lucas

by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011