Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

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High Wipe

When someone smells because they wipe their ass too high up and don't actually wipe anything, missing everything in the process and hence why they stink.
(Seen in Sextuplets movie)

"Oh he stinks"
"That's definitely a high wipe"

by Zline August 17, 2019

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Related Words

wip • wipeout • wipe • wiper • wipe me down • wiped • wipedown • wipe your nose • wippersnapper • wipples

Wipqozn

A negative state, caused by or pertaining to wipqozn.

The corporation was in deep WIPQOZN, after a general stock crash. The new CEO vowed to loot the assets of the company and "skidaddle"

by Joey Jojo Jr. Shabadu December 8, 2004

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lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

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gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

by Brendan7891 March 7, 2012

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