flying willards

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

Welland

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Willington

A place that is the biggest and scruffiest shithole in the hole of England located near Durham it is full of 15 year old slags and boys that are pure chavs and pikeys all gypsys think of it as home

parent : son we moving to willington

son : Yes there are lots of slags with big boobs and a big ass and they cover themselves in make up

by The crazy pranked 😜 July 25, 2017

Willa

A girl who knows her worth and knows it well, sometimes putting herself before others. Willa is very caring towards people and will say she is there for you. She will be there for you always if you stay on her good side. She can be sensitive but she just has a big heart.

Person 1: is that willow?

Person 2: no that’s Willa.

by anonymous January 16, 2021

willawonks

A British term that is synonymous to "groceries."

I am going to the store to get some willawonks to make dinner.

by neodreamer55 January 27, 2009