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wiitard

a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?
by joel stephenson September 26, 2007
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WiiUtard

Exactly the same as a Wiitard/Wii-tard, except that the

Wii is replaced with the Wii U.

Someone who's goal in life is apparentley to play the Nintendo Wii U as much as possible, with the new features of the Wii U, Wiitards have been taken to the next level.

They hate every other video game console, even the

Wii U's predecessor.

When they do video calls, they scream and mess up their
faces in anger as if they had Tourrettes.

They eventually get 3rd degree burns due to playing so
much on the controller, After this, they complain to
Nintendo for not making thinner controllers with jackets.

After using the Wii's Nunchuck and remote like controller,
WiiUtards still go insane with the controller and think of it
as a Wii remote, resulting in controllers being shaked,
flown around all over the place and being thrown into the TV screen.

They suck more at the Wii U than they had at the Wii.

Because the Wii U has not been released yet, the only

WiiUtards right now are idiots that got a job at Nintendo.
WiiUtard: The Wii sucks now, I'm throwing it and every

single piece of trash I've played on it. Screw you Mario Galaxy!

Friend: What a WiiUtard, you only got Mario Galaxy yesterday.

WiiUtard: But it's a Wii game! *Throws Wii and Wii games in the bin*

Friend: And the WiiU has backwards compatibility

WiiUtard: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
by SaviourZealot January 27, 2012
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wiitard

Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.
Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"
by hazalife January 24, 2010
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Wiitard

A person who owns a Wii gaming system and thinks it is better then the ps3 or xbox 360.
Anyone who brags about there Wii is a Wiitard
by Ghostismyname September 14, 2007
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wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.
"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"
by juanchurro December 29, 2007
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wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.
"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."
by JimmyBobby December 29, 2007
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wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007
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