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Weebl

by Alistair haig November 1, 2003
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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.
by Stiricide August 30, 2010
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webalysis

When one gets sucked so far into the goodness of the web that critical, time-sensitive work is cast aside to watch all things stupid and viral.
I can't get you that proposal today cuz I'm in webalysis watching every Double Rainbow meme version in 26 languages. Twice.
by Auddogg December 15, 2010
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Weeblin

A person under the age of 18, still attending school and living with parents. Weeblins do not have a job or any source of income besides their parents. Others can be referred to as a weeblin from the day they are born until they turn 18
Friend: Hey, she's pretty cute.
Me: Dude she's just a weeblin!

The mall today was full of fucking weeblins
by Fester541 June 25, 2012
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Sleep Weebling

The behavior of a person who has fallen asleep sitting up (as in a car on a long trip), where they will start to slump farther and father towards one side and then jerk back to an upright seated position, then repeat the cycle, all without ever waking up. Refers to the toy for small children called Weebles, marketed with the slogan "Weebles wobble but they won't fall down."
For five hours on our family road trip I had nothing to do except watch my sister sleep weebling.
by Johnny Gossamer May 25, 2015
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queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."
You're going to give me the queefing weebles!
by GrinHard April 18, 2017
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weebl

Weebl is NOT an egg, if you push an egg, it will fall down, if you push weebl, he will wobbl, like the popular childs toys Weebles!
n00b: lolol look at teh egg wid pi3!!11!
notan00b: no, weebl is a weeble, not an egg, fucknut!
by a guy June 1, 2004
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