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Matt Weaver

Very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small penis.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. If attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
Matt Weaver is a small weasle like human.Ted
by Admin333 June 16, 2011
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weaker

Adjective used particularly in Northern Irish slang language
Used to describe something that is brilliant
Aye mate, that there football top's weaker
by jsmithweyyy April 6, 2007
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weasel out

He used all kinds of excuses to weasel out of hosting the BBQ on his house..... again!
by Eric Koteles August 17, 2006
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Yoghurt Weaver

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.
The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.
by Lollib August 15, 2006
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the weakerthans

A band with meaningful lyrics. Often melancholy, and very addicting.
"Terrified of telephones and shopping malls and knives, and drowning in the pools of other lives, rely a bit too heavily, on alcohol and irony."
Aside
-The Weakerthans
by Rebecca August 14, 2004
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tin-pot weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. In the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a PowerPoint Ranger.
Michael is a tin-pot weasel. He very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill his every whim, sneeringly referring to them as "sub-par."
by Monkey Serenade August 19, 2009
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crap weasel

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.
Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"
by Milzo May 22, 2006
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