dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

Molly Weasley

She is the mother of Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley and all the other weasley boys in the Harry Potter series.
Molly is married with Arthur Weasley and likes knitting "Weasley jumpers" for her family.

Molly Weasley: "Not my daugther, you bitch!"

by DefinitionMaker September 30, 2007

silly wearer

a person that wears clothes against the "norm".

a person wearing clothing seen as "silly" by the majority of people.

there is a lot of silly wearers in shoreditch.

"this is a silly wearer's party"

look at that silly wearer.

by twig11 November 7, 2009

George Weasley

An absolute leg-opener. The HOTTEST ginger alive. He is the sexiest mfer alive. The only man hot enough that can be called daddy while he calls you mommy. If you want to lose your menstrual cycle for 6-9 months, this man will get the job done.

Person: Mmmm, George Weasley is seriously the best guy I've ever had in bed.
Friend: He's fictional
Person: Shut up

by anonymouslydevoted April 29, 2021

Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

by Respn April 22, 2017

farmville weasel

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

ass weasle

A term used to describe a sneaky ass fucking dick face

Look at Jeremy he is such an ass weasle.

by hellof oguy October 27, 2007