hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun July 3, 2010

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

god of waring it

The act of playing a video game so long that you become emotionaly atached to the game and cry when you beat it. This usually involves peeing in a cup to avoid bathroom breaks.

Have you seen Todd in the last few days?

No I think he has been god of waring it since last tuesday.

What is in the bottle Tom?

Urine
Why?
Well I was God of waring it last night and I didn't want to go to the bathroom.

by Testaclees1 June 23, 2010

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 22, 2007

belly wrinkles

When your shirt gets wrinkled due to the fabric folding under your big ass belly.

My boss was rockin the belly wrinkles with his sweater.

by jollybengali January 8, 2008

wrinkle chaser

just like if someone was a chubby chaser(someone who likes fat chicks) a wrinkle chaser is someone who is attracted to someone much older than themselves.

Tom: hey dude did you see that chick.
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser

by riddleboxfan August 19, 2008