warink 

To drink water.

I need to warink.

warink by GoddessAerie August 9, 2020

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

wrinkled soles 

Wrinkled soles means when someone (preferably a female) scruches their toes which also wrinkles up their soles.This can also happen if someone is barefoot laying down flat on their stomach with their feet down this will also give the apearence. The term Wrinkled soles is expessialy common in the foot fetish community for those who enjoy the soles of feet.The soles can be wrinkled in any pose in which they are visible, including The Pose

That girl Bianca is so beautiful and her feet are so sexy. I'm gonna ask her if I can go to the beach with her some day, if she ends up agreeing I can record her sandy feet and wrinkled soles without her even knowing

wrinkled soles by Pablotoofresh April 20, 2017

Wrinkled Penny 

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

Wrinkled Penny by Dave September 27, 2004

Vagina Wrinkle 

Like a penis wrinkle, but for a girl.

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"

Vagina Wrinkle by Tina278 February 15, 2015

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

Wrinkled Salami by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

jake wazz waring 

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.

Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.

jake wazz waring by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013