A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.
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A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.
Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!
Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
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Get the wankerish mug.The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.
Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
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