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Suit Wanker

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.
Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.
by Daveclap! March 19, 2012
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wankered

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself
by da22er April 20, 2009
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wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
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wankerish

A person or behaviour possessing wanker-like tendancies.
he's been so wankerish lately.
by lmj. August 14, 2007
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Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.
by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012
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double-wanger doppelgänger

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.
Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.
by Coco Sean December 30, 2016
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wander over yonder

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.
"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."
by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016
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