Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

Wallpaper

Usually the design on a wall, like flowers, or lines, even dots.

"Hey dude! Look at this new wallpaper I got!"

by Erple July 2, 2018

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaperitis

Wallpaperitis is a highly contagious disease that can affect up to 1 million tokus across North America. There is no cure, but thousands of scientists have found out the cause of this dangerous disease. They say it’s from this gay ass nigga named Vixx NyQuil or some shit, posting artwork. It doesn’t matter if the poster is mad garb or not, a toku would instantly tell everyone that they’ll make that their wallpaper.

Over 200 thousand vixx’s are being killed by this disease and are unable to post really nice artwork to their discord servers.

A little recap: Wallpaperitis is to want someone’s artwork to be your wallpaper. Even if the person who made it doesn’t want you to, you don’t give a shit and do it anyways.

Toku - IDC IF ITS JUST A REF IM STILL USING IT AS MY WALLPAPER
Toku - oh hell yess this is my new wallpaper
Toku - and you gave me new wallpaper
Toku - NEW WALLPAPER THANK YOUUU
Toku - THANKS FOR MY NEW WALLPAPER

A local vixx states “why the fuck does this bitch want my artwork for their wallpaper? This gay ass disease has to stop now!”

In conclusion, if u see a toku in your discord server, don’t show them your artwork. Unless you have no artistic talent like me, then you’re all good. Spread the word of you have the bisexual. This announcement was brought to you by flex tape.

by Yooplooooldjwhydsnrjjejejfjd December 23, 2018

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

Wallpaper

To wallpaper someone, Is to Cum so much on your partners back and paste them to the wall.

Guy #1: So did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, Full blown Wallpapered her to the wall!
Guy #1: YAH, SUUUUH DUDE!

by LePry_WinkWink February 20, 2022

Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate August 13, 2015