Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

wedding jen

When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.

Omg you’re wedding Jen right now

by Doritoman44 June 9, 2019

four weddings

A TLC television show that's about four brides getting married in which they pretend to like each other while attending and criticizing one another's weddings. At the end, they wait to see who won and probably attack the winner off camera.

I was watching Four Weddings last night. It's so obvious that they cannot stand each other.

by LarryFuckingStylinson January 26, 2014

red weddinged

When a favorite character from a show/series is suddenly killed unexpectedly, causing heartbreak and sorrow in all of the fans.

Hey dude did you see the show last night, you didn't? Ok I won't spoil anything but someone got red weddinged, I won't tell you who however

by Ladykilla June 3, 2014

fox wedding

A traditional Japanese way to describe a day that is rainy but that is sunny at the same time

WOW it is rainy but at the same time it is sunny! Who can believe that!?

That's rad bruh!

We call that kind of weather the fox wedding in japan.

by THE ALDENTE May 22, 2016

Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018