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high voltage

When someone or something is extremely dangerous, exciting, or out of control. Also it can be something that is very exciting. Something that cannot be placed in a controlled setting due to its physical nature and immense energy.
Watch out with that, it is high voltage!
We went to the mosh pit and it was so high voltage!!!
That man is high voltage!
by The master planner September 27, 2013
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Voltaire's Mechanized Army

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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mars volta

The absolute most kick-ass band ever to be around. Their own style of original music. Real music that is shunned by MTV pissers.
by Ja April 22, 2004
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volta head

young adolescents that excessively listen to the mars volta until they start to dress like the band members themselves.
dude! look at the afro on that kid! he's such a volta head!
by dinkydoodles May 31, 2006
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
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Vontae

Do you still work for that company? Nope, i had to vontae that job.
by Chronkite82 September 17, 2018
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vontae

To leave your workplace/a social event/a party with only a cursory explanation or without telling friends that you are leaving. Can also be used as a noun, e.g. to pull a vontae. A similar term is the Irish Exit.

The term came into use after the retirement of Vontae Davis, formerly a professional football player for the NFL's Miami Dolphins, Indianapolis Colts, and Buffalo Bills. While playing for the Bills in a game on September 16, 2018, Vontae abruptly removed himself from the game during the first half, telling coaches only that he was "done" and was retiring from the NFL. Vontae put on his street clothes at halftime and left the stadium. Most of his teammates didn't know what had happened until after the game.

This was the first and only time that an NFL player retired from the sport at halftime of a game.
Guy 1: This place sucks. Let's vontae.
Guy 2: Yeah let's get out of here.

Guy: What happened to you at the party last night? I couldn't find you anywhere.
Girl: Sorry, I got drunk and pulled a vontae.
by thecashstu September 22, 2018
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