An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"
Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"
Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
by nipplenibble February 18, 2011
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Stoner chick. Loves bob marley. Vary sarcastic. Dont mess with this chick! You can win her heart with food. Loves spicy food. Vary good at baking.
Valessa will bake and bake.
by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016
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Keith performed the proper valet on Pete's truck. The truck has never been the same and Andy is very pissed off
by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007
Get the The Proper Valet mug.Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...
Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.
by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005
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(1) See you next tuesday - valetta! (2) Valetta. How are you?
by Spookalilly April 3, 2008
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