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Vaginicles

The point at the end of your pregnancy when the insides of your vagina make their home on the outside instead. This effect is worsened, and more noticeable, for each subsequent pregnancy and is directly related to the size of the child pushing down on you from the inside.
Dude, I just went to the bathroom and noticed that my lady bits are so swollen it looked like it had grown giant vagina testicles. I need to deliver soon before these vaginicles start dragging on the floor.
by Vaginicle4 April 26, 2013
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vagimples

Furry, sticky, gooey jizz filled vag pimples all over the vagina. Common in girls with dirty old pussys that haven't been in on the action in a while. Foul ass v-holes.
~Was good man was good?
~Dude. I was eating out this girl last night and she some nasty ass vagimples. Dude they got in my mouth. She had a old dirty pussy ache or somethin man.
~That's L-ame man.
by Madelicious, Orent, Yaheardme October 12, 2006
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vaginites

A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack
Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.
by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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Vajingle

The tingling numb sensation you get in your vagina that signifies your beginning stages of drunkenness.
"I'm definitely feeling it, I'm starting to get the vajingle."
by ihavenodamnclue December 28, 2014
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Vaginalism

i gave my girl the vaginalism last night man
by DanielSanielManiel December 24, 2016
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vaginesight

The knowledge (after the matter) that a man could have had sexual relations with a woman who was presumably out of said man's league.
In vaginesight, I could have totally banged Staci.
by faceguts July 21, 2017
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Vagineglectisis

The medical condition that afflicts some women that have not been pleasured recently. The symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:

- Extreme mood swings
- Excessive violence
- Lethargy / Depression

- Unashamed dry humping
- Bat shit craziness
Friend 1: "Mate, why does your girl look sad like a Hush Puppy?"
Friend 2: "Aww, she's got a bad case of Vagineglectisis... I've been too busy with work to smash."
Friend 1: "You need to give her a dose of D, she's making me sad."
by Deccers September 5, 2018
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