uver

Uver is basically the best person you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect and causes girls to swoon. Despite the attention from girls, he stays faithful. His eyes are always warm and friendly, and he has the cutest smile. His touch will give you butterflies, even after years of knowing him. When excited, his voice gets higher, and sometimes cracks! Even though it's completely adorable when his voice cracks, he clears his throat, returning to his deep voice. When he is happy, he can't control his laughter& smiling-- and it's contagious! He eats weird combinations of foods, and gives good massages. A hug from him is like a hug from a million tiny kittens. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and you never want to let go. He enjoys to make people happy. He treats his girlfriend like a princess or goddess. He deserves much better, but wont admit it. Uverd will never give themselves enough credit, but modesty makes him all the more perfect. Uver tends to sleep a lot, and he is a lazy bum. If you know a Uver, you should work on helping him open up (emotionally). Uvers think they aren't smart, though they are. You have to remind them of how proud you are sometimes, or they forget. Uvers are unexceptionally the best life has to offer, and if you know one be careful. You WILL fall in love and your life WILL be changed forever. If you are ever lucky enough to be with a Uver, watch him like a hawk.

Uver is so cool-God

by God's Sons Son May 12, 2018

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.

Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!

by Hesus Believer 🦆 March 13, 2019

S.U.V-Tard

Refers to the person, usually a soccer mom that is driving an empty SUV while talking on a cell phone and drinking Starbucks, all while going 75MPH on the freeway.

Look at that woman driving like a maniac! What an S.U.V-Tard!!!

by RoundRockMike May 29, 2008

Skeet Dripping Uvula

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.

Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.

by Skeetling August 27, 2012

Uvalde PD

noun, singular
1) Extreme cowardice, usually due to incompetence.
2) Pussy

John is to Uvalde PD to approach stop his wife from cucking him. She's out right now getting her Uvalde PD pounded.

by BasedMF June 23, 2022

Uvaldo

Often the silent Champion to any girl in distress. Uvaldo is a true warrior unparalleled to any who challenge him. Chuck Norris calls him his "Equal". Once a child stared into Uvaldo's eyes, the poor boy started to cry. When asked what he saw he responded "the death of everyone". Uvaldo is humble and has a clear mind which allows him to see through lies. When asked "what girl does he like?" Uvaldo laughed. All girls like Uvaldo but they can't have him. As for sports... Don't challenge this guy at tennis! He walks on a whole different court than anyone else. Unlike anything else Uvaldo is the best friend anyone could ever have. When asked for help, Uvaldo goes above and beyond any expectations.

"Equal"-Chuck Norris...uvaldo
ITTS GODVALDO-Asian voice....uvaldo

by niggawho? September 29, 2011

Uviedo

Super Awesome people who know how to have fun. They will try anything once, and will never deny the chance to have fun. Beware they are hot heads! They are cool, smart, beautiful, and outgoing people. Especially Xperanza Uviedo!

Xperanza Uviedo is beautiful and smart!

by =jk December 7, 2010