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illini utility player

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive
Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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utility fem

a bisexual afab person who no matter what they do or wear still is clocked as feminine. they are normally handy and stronger than they look. incredibly hot to everyone because of how confusing their gender expression is.
Look at those levi cut offs and button up shirt
Oh, they’re total a utility fem
by lemjamin October 31, 2021
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Utile

A person that is amazing at every thing he does. He is super handsome and smart.
by Utile October 10, 2018
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Bitch Utility Vehicle

A Sports Utility Vehicle which is primarily marketed towards women
I can't believe Matt bought a Ford Escape! Doesn't he know that's a Bitch Utility Vehicle?
by YourDogsAllWet June 29, 2014
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