oculus uterque 

latin for "both eyes"

used in ophthalmology, oculus uterque means "both eyes"; whereas oculus dexter means right eye and oculus sinister means left eye

oculus uterque by renuza May 17, 2011

flying uterus 

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

flying uterus by B*rad August 13, 2007

Broken Uterus 

A broken uterus is when you have aggressive sex and after it feels like a broken uterus. This is caused by the duration, number of sessions, force and large penis size. Very few people experience a broken uterus, but those that due are actually very lucky.

We haven't seen each other in over 30 days. We've been in bed for 8 hours and haven't slept. Now she has a broken uterus!

Broken Uterus by Sexy, ageless, beauty! January 2, 2012

Calm your uterus

What you say to a girl when she's getting her panties in a twist.

MARTHA, CALM YOUR UTERUS, DAMMIT!

Calm your uterus by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010

Uterus Turd 

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

Uterus Turd by tulsacub July 4, 2011

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

brutus the uterus by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

utevariffic

Something that exceeds normal awesomeness; Use in place of "terrific" or "awesome", etc.

"That dress is utevariffic."

"You are just so utevariffic!!!!!"

utevariffic by CURICH April 25, 2007