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Tulsa Twostep

Two people lay side by side, in opposite directions. Each person then inserts a foot into the other's rectum or vagina. Both parties then attempt to moonwalk.

A variation on these dance involves one person inserting both feet into the other person's rectum and/or vagina.
I was sure embarrassed when my grandma walked in on me and Steve doing the Tulsa Twostep, while whacked out on paint fumes again.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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twoggle

1. A combination of the word "twat" and "boggle", so in literal meaning, a game about/with twat(s).

2. As Kenny would say, "playing with a woman's 'area'" (*Kenny in tourettes guy voice* FUCK LENT!)

3. Commonly used as another term to "finger" a girl(see above, for more user-friendly definition). A close cousin to coggle, although almost opposite in meaning.

4. Commonly conjugated in spanish for "spanglish" users' humor and/or for random comic relief.
ex: Twoggliendo and Twogglemente

or for randomness the following, although not limited to, will apply: Twogglemuffin(particularly effective in creating many a "WTF-face"), Twogglecheese, etc.

used in a sentence: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"

roughly translated: "Twoggling with my elbows!" or "Elbow twoggling!"
1. Kid: "It's Twoggle!"
Kid: "Mom, can i please get it?"
*shakes box*
Cash register:*boop*
Mom: "No way! It's $21.99!"

2.Kenny: "Twoggle!!"
Karen: "Don't say that, remember, you gave up cursing for Lent!"
Kenny: "Aww, Christ! that doesn't count!"
*Karen gives evil eye*
Kenny: "I mean..uhh, that doesn't count, does it?"

3. Kenny: "You'd twoggle that?!"
Trevor: "'Twat did you say?"
Kenny: "She's nasty! Aww, oh well, we'll finger it out later.."

4. Kenny: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"
Mrs. Amaya: "What?"
Kenny: "Ahh, Christ! I mean, umm nothing"
Mrs. Amaya "Don't use spanglish, Kenny! Now, can i finish teaching you to Salsa dance?"
*dances*
by Kenny Johnson April 2, 2007
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twosome

a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.
Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!"
Natasha: "For real! I been trying to have one with my man since we got together, but we still just been having sex."
Raquel: "well i hope ya'll have one soon cuz this shit is not missed!!!"
by maryjane420 September 11, 2005
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twoosh

a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)
You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!
by alfe October 31, 2011
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Twonster

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.
I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose
by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010
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twogglefoot

ex: I was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. And I was like... MY DAY IS MADE! I'm soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. Nothing makes me happier.

ex: I always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. Then one day it dawned on me... she's a dirty twogglefoot :O
by BelletheBeast March 28, 2012
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Twog

by Blankets for free October 5, 2018
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