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Two for two

When you are looking things up and any two letters can be searched and you could get a definition.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
Got that fresh two for two deal frosty!
by Swago1200 January 16, 2019
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twofer

in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".
Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.
by sytelus May 5, 2009
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Two for five

A female who has excessive labia... as though they resemble the roast beef falling out of an Arby's 'two for five' roast beef sandwich.
I was gonna smash, but she was serving up two for fives so I dipped.
by Ulysses S. Kank April 7, 2020
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twofer

Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.
"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"
by Abhinav September 26, 2005
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Tennesee Twofer

Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.

Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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twofer

The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.
Jim and I pulled a twofer last night.
by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010
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Roofer Twofer

A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).

In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."

This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
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