Teeked

Major faceplant, usually ending in a broken neck and uncomfortable ride to the hospital.

That kid totally teeked!

by flyinryan95 November 23, 2011

Twerked

In reference to the controversial hip hop dance motion, twerking (when one positions their back side to be the most prominant body part by squatting and arching the back, then quickly manipulating the hip joint repetatively causing the butt to shake quickly) TWERKED is the verb reference when someone who is twerking approaches another individual and directs their buttox up to the person and begins to twerk. The individual facing the dancers backside is then "being twerked".

"Dude, this hot chick came up to me on the dance floor and twerked me, then her boyfriend came and jacked me! I was just minding my business and SHE came and twerked ME - not my fault!"

by Aint Nobody Got Time For Dat March 18, 2014

Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

Tweeker Punk

Term used to describe a very intense type of rock music where the musician appears to be completely strung out and sings about addiction and other dark shit.

In Mary Magdalen's Bio on MindViz.com it says Mary Magdalen gave birth to Tweeker Punk when she introduced her song 'Rehab'

mindviz.com/marymagdalan

myspace.com/marymagdalan

by @MoxieCollins August 28, 2010

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.

I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011

Tweekend

When you watch the entire Breaking Bad Series in one weekend....

That was one crazy tweekend, I watched every Breaking Bad episode one after the other. I'm calling in sick Monday.

by Orangedrop May 23, 2015

trustfund tweeker

Tweekers whom sole cash flow comes from an inheritance or trustfund.

This trustfund tweeker can't pay you til her monthly payment gets in.

by hellaxxxbella October 9, 2008