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to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit
My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!
by pochtarenko July 17, 2013
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Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"
by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014
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Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^
"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me
by Dave August 15, 2004
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turkey jizz

what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009
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Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013
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Angry Turkey

After a serious fuck session when your partner is passed out on the bed face down, open palm slap their ass as hard as possible. Go retreive a marker and by the time you get back there should be a raised red handprint on their ass cheek. Use the marker to draw a turkey on the handprint like they taught you in school.
"Damn man what happened to you and that chick last night."
"Oh we were fucking and she passed out so I gave her an angry turkey then played COD"
by JimmyDick September 25, 2011
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Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!
Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!
by ave boss December 8, 2013
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