Tug of one 

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

Tug of one by Bruk May 1, 2009

tug and a weep 

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

tug and a weep by goatlickerman June 12, 2009

Tug nap 

When you tug off then take a nap; a nap preceded by masturbation

I'm bored, I think I'm gonna take a Tug nap.

Tug nap by Quarfer123 November 30, 2009

Tug Knot 

A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.

Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.

Tug Knot by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

tug and blast 

Having a wank until completion.

be right back lads, going for a quick tug and blast.

tug and blast by namejeff January 2, 2021

tug your slug

Jacking off
Masturbation

Dont tug your slug johnny

tug your slug by Theonewithabigcock June 17, 2018

Tug and talk 

When your about to get in shit with a male boss or male customer, so when you walk towards them you tug at the bottom of your shirt to show cleavage and get out of trouble with an amazing rack!

I got called into my bosses office for forgetting to send a package, so I did a quick tug and talk to get out of it.

Tug and talk by Princess D'manda August 21, 2015