Bone Apple Titty

The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.

Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...

by HoneyOTU September 10, 2018

Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.

Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!

by Nick_Nack March 7, 2008

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

Titty-blinded

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

by titty-blinder July 9, 2009

titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010

titty-tat

A tattoo on a person's chest. It is only worthy of the name if the person is a woman or an extremely fat lard of a man.

Who wants to see the titty-tat I just got on my left tit??

by JD00bz May 22, 2007

tattyfack

Past tense of the verb tittyfuck. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

Verb - Yo man, I met this hot chick at the bar and took her home and gave her the best tattyfacking of her life.

Noun - I served your mom some hot tattyfack(age) last night.
Yo man chill.

by TattyFacker May 3, 2010