toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.

"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"

by danniiscool March 20, 2013

tallahassee toothpaste

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

by Low Lewis December 8, 2010

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste . Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora November 1, 2007

toothpaste

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.

Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.

by Rumplednutsk1n September 13, 2016

Coke and Toothpaste

A game played by two people (generally both male) involving a tube of any brand mint tooth paste and several cans of coke (at least 12). The game is played by first holding a medium amount of toothpaste in your mouth at full strength for as long as you can stand the minty burn. After 20 seconds, you spit it into a cup and take a big swig of Coke. This produces a horrible taste in one's mouth and is the object of the game: Who can last longer with that horrible combination. The winner if the one who does NOT give up.

"Me and Chris played Coke and Toothpaste last night, and screwed up the carpet in his room pretty bad when he puked..."

by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005

Toothpaste Kiss

A toothpaste kiss is when you brush your teeth till the toothpaste gets frothy and then make out with someone. It gets messy but is fun.

Boy: Wanna toothpaste kiss?
Girl: Sure I'll get us some toothpaste!

by tenthirteenthx August 11, 2009

British Toothpaste

A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.

Paul came from England for a new life. But all he brought was a sack full of his British Toothpaste

by obZen. January 26, 2016