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toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 6, 2004
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toilet pudding

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016
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found them in a toilet

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!
What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.
by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021
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Happier than a tornado in a trailer park

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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Toiletless

A country/place without toilets. Example Pakistan. As of October 2018, Pakistan has 42% toilet coverage. Their common population does not know this fact about their country but they think that their neighbouring country India has lack of toilets, which it had earlier but now has WHO appreciation for making the country ODF free. India has 98% coverage and toiletless country Pakistan has 42% coverage.

Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.
Sam: Which country is toiletless?
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.
by SamWisdom September 8, 2019
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torille

Means "to the market square".

Phrase which can be seen when someone foreign mentions Finland or something related to it. Or when Finnish person/group succeed internationally.

Finns are very proud of their country and its achievements but don't like to draw attention so it's common to write "torille" so only the Finnish people can understand your meaning.

Stem from 1995 when Finland won The Ice Hockey World Championships and everyone gathered to the market square to celebrate it. Same happened in 2011 and 2006 when Lordi won the Eurovision Song Contest.
Youtuber : "I used to have the Nokia 3310 and it was one hell of a phone!"

Guaranteed comment : "torille!"
by sofikqq May 17, 2019
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Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.
I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.
by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013
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