Tristen

Gullible, someone who will constantly look up, looking for words on the ceiling that aren't there.

god you're such a Tristen

by Hoopdog20 December 14, 2011

Tristen

A sexualy confused and frusterated woman that is a scanvenger and has a deep love for her pet cat, Maria. She lives in the ghetto hoods, of large towns with worthless people in it. She enjoys ectasy and shoving water bottles up her vagina. Her nipples look like burgers and she cannot afford food for her seven kids. She dates little boys for their money and leaves them with butt aids, because she is a vagina virgin fo life. Only her ears and butt may penetrated. Stay away from this nasty motha fucker.

A tristen walked up to me and I busted my nut in her eye

by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011

tristen

A self proclaimed Call of Duty god. Usually gets good stats but they are quite misleading. He blames his teammates for their "poor" performance. Although he gets upset with his teammates, he claims he is just trying to help them get better, but its pretty clear that he only does such for his own benefit. A very selfish respawn player, disagrees with everyone in search and destroy, and rarely plays the objective. Deep in the world of tristen, nobody has any gunskill and everyone is under eighteen years of age. Isn't a very smart player and always asks why you would challenge that. Tristens have very skinny heads, are extremely white, and in the latter half of the height scale. Tristens like to pick fights with people that are on his side. You can agree with him and he will still disagree somehow. However, tristens can be fun to hang around if you like to mess with random girls on Kik messenger. He always can think of something funny to say to them. Tristens are overall good people outside the call of duty world.

Random Call of Duty player: Hey guise I got th...
Tristen: Shut the fuck up trashy (censored) kid your bad you have no gunskill and I'm a (censored) GOD.
Random Call of Duty player to friend: Did you hear that guy in that lobby? What a Tristen.
Random Call fo Duty player's friend: Yeah Tristens are like that.

by IIllIlIllIllIllI September 1, 2014

Tristen Kelley

A cry baby brat who fights people for jokes they make specificly at Briarwood

Tristen Kelley is a brat

by Oxioth0 November 6, 2019

Tittens

Breasts that are smaller in size, or still growing. Akin to a Kitten growing into a full on Cat, Tittens can one day become Tits, but don’t necessarily have to.

Homegirl got some Tittens on her. Maybe one day they’ll be full on Tits. And if not, that’s cool, as long as that nip to boob ratio be poppin.

by Mayor McDeez May 14, 2021

Tristen moon

A man that would let the backyardigans toss his shit

Tristen moon fucks cartoons

by Poop pea 69 May 17, 2021

Tristen and Lina

The "couple" thats had rough patches and loses each other but something in them still like each other. They are good friends and grow closer but fade away because one of them is always with someone else and the other watches it pass by on and on when they are really in love with them. they really love him but he doesnt love her back. She'd do anything for him but he couldnt care less.

oh wow tristen and lina? pfft

by loner4smbdy June 30, 2022