Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

totally straight

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.

"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

totalled

To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair

This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)

by Martin George September 24, 2004

totally ass

- a phrase used to describe something that is outrageously awesome; the best of its kind

- used to convey "awesomeness with attitude"

- used when no other adjectives will suffice (ex: cool, awesome, sick -- just won't cut it)

"Girl, your mullet makes you look so sassy. Really, it's totally ass."

"Dad's new corduroy shirt is totally ass."

"Dude, those hubcaps are so sick. Totally ass."

by assgirl November 24, 2011

Totalihairian

A political regime or movement that restricts or dictates hair style.

With the recent crackdown on mullets and pony tails, Iran has become a totalihairian State.

by recon cornelius July 13, 2010

Topalovic

1.)A teacher who thinks they can teach English while every one knows she can't speak English properly.

2.) A person who pronounces birthday as "birddays"

Topalovic can talk about bees for hours

by yAbOiFrIdAy March 1, 2019

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014