sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

Torben

Torben is a typical Danish boy name. Came from the name Thorbjorn, meaning The Bear of Thor. Can be spelled Thorben. According to The Statistics of Denmark there were 22.259 persons named Torben in January 2008.

Come home now Torben.

Torben did not go to school today.

by bogeskov February 7, 2010

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Torbetted

A young male catholic that has been anally abused has been TORBETTED.

When seeing a young catholic male walking funnily, one may exclaim: "Look at the way that guy is walking - he must have been TORBETTED".

by Craig HK November 30, 2006

Touge Development

Touge Development is a place where the population contains 90+ virgins and some actual cool car fans. Oh and it contains traps.

Wow man I posted porn in Touge Development and got banned.

by W5ba July 20, 2020

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008