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hey look there’s that swag person, toob”
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The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.
Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.
by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022
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Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Aidan Toobe

A person who has two sides of him or two identities.
Hey that guy is an Aidan Toobe
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Want a drink of my Dr Pepper? Toobs.
by GetALifeMom February 13, 2023
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**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.
"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"
by Platykush April 4, 2025
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