tjjames

The metal splint used to correct a penis has a curvature that exceeds 17.4 degrees from the base.

John: Have you seen my tjjames anywhere?
Mark: No, it's been missing for weeks.

by dr60 January 11, 2012

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

toejam

aka "toe cheese"

by skank January 12, 2003

toejam

toast and jam

i love to eat toejam in the morning

by jam with a twist October 15, 2010

tobamofa

a toba with a mofa

"moba is broken!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

tojhmaster

One who was mastered the pronunciation of the word "wordtojh/word"

Learn how to pronounce "tojh" correctly and you will become a tojhmaster

by David Galvin August 9, 2003

tojabe

An advanced form of gonnorhea that can only be developed in Mexican truck stops. Believed to have been the result of a genetic mutation that occured after Bill Clinton exchanged fluids with 3 cleaning ladies in Cancun. Yes, he actually did that... probably.

Man 1 "My doodle is purple! Its been getting worse ever since spring break!"
Man 2 "That's tojabe, dude. I told you to use a seat cover."
Man 1's girlfriend "...fuck..."

by TheIrishTardmuffin September 29, 2010