big toddler

A big toddler is a person who won’t grow up. They are so dependant on you their like a toddler or a adult baby.

Man, my gf is like a big toddler, she’s such a baby. She won’t stop crying even when I’ve listened to why. I’m thinking about buying her diapers and putting her in them!

by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022

Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.

Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.

by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009

Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019