to glard

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

to bolsonaro

To pretend to be sick in order to avoid a task, especially when it involves dealing with someone who will expose you as the lying, hate-mongering, incompetent fraud that you are.

Jimmy is thinking about calling in sick on the day of his annual performance review. He wants to pull a bolsonaro on his boss.
If you had your ass kick on a political debate, you may test positive for coronavirus so as to bolsonaro the next one.

by Mr Lexikon October 2, 2020

To Seef

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

to throw and go

This is a current term meaning to square off and fight.

Ok jerk, its time to throw and go!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

to push someone's broom

To do someone's chores (or any sort of tedious work) for them; typically when the person is being too lazy or manipulative to do it for themselves.

A dialogue in which the term "to push someone's broom" is used::

George: "What happened between you and
Rosanna down in Texarcana?"

Sanger: "We're exs now. Wanted me to push her
broom."

by meluvcheese22 July 12, 2015

To infinity and Beyond!

Famous quote by Buzz Lightyear

To Infinity and Beyond!

by Shrek-Tastic! January 20, 2019

to pull a maggie

To slide ones hand up another persons thigh, whispering "Sex Ed. in their ear.

To pull a Maggie: Oh shit, that girl just pulled a Maggie on me! Dude, She totally likes you

by Yoyopopper January 4, 2017