The Timminy Toing

When you swallow a fork, then die trying to shit it out.

Jim: "What happened to Ronny?"

James: "I heard it was The Timminy Toing accident. You don't wanna know."

by Marcell Toing October 11, 2008

B-tos

(bee-toze) Used as a shortened version of burritos. Often used as a reference to the fast food restaurant, "Chipotle".

Dude, lets go to Chipotle for some B-tos.
Im craving some B-tos right know.

by Dwiz March 7, 2010

Toed up

Through the course of activity when the lips of a girl's vagina become visible through her pants/leggings.

Damn, that girl is toed up!

by BrendynToer October 22, 2020

Big Toed Bitch

A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.

This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.

Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

square toed shoes

ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.

Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".

Hes fucking wrong.

by Jdog6969 March 4, 2011

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006