unlicensed therapist

stripper, exotic entertainer

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.

by takosalad October 23, 2012

armchair therapist

Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.

They are an armchair therapist

by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

TheraPISSED

When you piss off your therapist, (s)he becomes TheraPISSED.

1. I haven't paid my therapist in three sessions and I don't have today's check... she's gonna be TheraPISSED!
2. One therapist to another: "that (borderline; sociopathic; narcissistic) client got me theraPISSED!"

by BA** December 18, 2018

therapissed

A person who only gives advice to another while blacked out drunk.

Cody: What should I do about her?
Jon the drunk: Kill her man. Kill her.
Cody: Your such a great therapissed Jon
Jon the drunk: Cheers to beers!

by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

therapist

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
Me: Like stabbing you for repeating the question.

by undefined =] August 19, 2007