a person wearing a trench coat who's gonna take the sandwiches from an Island Mart in an unknown area and use them as puppets in the parking lot of the store, and gives out tickets for $15 to see the show.
"Have you heard of Jim Welsh, the guy who grabs sandwiches from Island Mart and uses them as puppets in the parking lot?"
by SkyLark1563 August 23, 2022
Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo
Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.
by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021
When a woman is performing fellatio or another sexual act on a man using the hands, a Welsh Wiggler is when the aforementioned woman flops the man's penis back and forth as opposed to the regular up and down motion.
A Welsh Wiggler can also be done by a man on himself.
A Welsh Wiggler can also be done by a man on himself.
Tyrone: "Dude, Sally just gave me a Welsh Wiggler!"
Richard: "Awesome, man!"
Tyrone: "Yeah she flopped my penis back and forth!"
Richard: "Awesome, man!"
Tyrone: "Yeah she flopped my penis back and forth!"
by Chimmeister April 29, 2011
by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 24, 2010
Originating from Rugby Union, a Welsh win is winning through no identifiable skill or talent - or where all the factors that should contribute to a win were in favour of the other team. It's usually used in reference to were the winning person or team won for either an unclear reason or due to biased decisions by the ruling party.
"A bit of a Welsh win for Karen getting that job - the other applicant was far more qualified and performed much better at interview. I wonder who she's shagging?"
by OpeningLine February 27, 2021
Promise made by a Welshman, or other shady individual, that has no intention of honoring the agreement made by the promise.
Ere mate sort us out with a can of denzel, i'll get you one later yeah?
Sounds like a welsh promise coming from you mate, get it yourself.
Sounds like a welsh promise coming from you mate, get it yourself.
by BobDole69er September 27, 2013
noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
by fattyarbuckle July 11, 2008