joystick

joystick

noun:

1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller

2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
by SpongeRobert March 28, 2019
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Greasy Joystick

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
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Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021
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atari joystick

Preferably used to nickname a Causcasian's small penis.
Girl1:oh, he's cute.
Girl2: you think he's cute. Just wait until you see his Atari joystick. It's adorable. Haha
Girl1: did you feel it, at least?
Girl2: lol no
by Tonydude69 September 22, 2015
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Nature's Joystick

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.
by Spud Money July 20, 2013
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The Joystick Club

Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008
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Joysticked

The phenomenon wherein one individual in a relationship exerts significant influence or control over the other, often leveraging aspects of the relationship such as desire or emotional attachment. This may result in an imbalance of power or agency, potentially affecting the dynamics and decisions within the relationship.
After they started dating, Stella seemed to have John joysticked, as he would always prioritize her needs and desires over his own, often without realizing it.
by TimeRunner February 09, 2024
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