totblock

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.

1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

by howtomakefriendsforfags July 25, 2011

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The Textbook Break-up

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

by Mike27 May 3, 2005

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The act by a FEMALE to prevent a male from talking to a woman, most likely by
1) a friend of the woman the male is persuing
2) a female that likes the male that is clearly interested in the other female

(a FEMALE cockblock)

1)
Female 1 to group of girlfiends - "Like Oh-em-jee! Mary is totally getting hit on by that jerk David! she SO needs a twatblock!

Group of girls - "Like TOTALLY!"
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2)
Male 1- "Damn Mike, you just totally got twatblocked by that chick"
Male 2 - "Yeah shes way under my standards, she just gets mad because I talk to chicks hotter than her."

by Mike Delicious September 6, 2008

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Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

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Textbrick

(n)- An academic textbook of such massive weight and proportion that it may only be described as a brick. A common cause of scoliosis when in large numbers.

May be used as hyperbole.

"Man, my chemistry teacher just gave me a massive Textbrick."
"Do you have to take it back and forth to school?"
"Yeah."
"Bummer."

by Deemenye August 2, 2009

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