An absolute shithole. Everyone are snakes but there are so peng as gals and lads. Everyone just hangs outside Morrison’s and does drugs
by Ahajustjokes May 6, 2019
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Tewksbury is also the headquarters of Market Basket's owners, which is probably why their meat department doesn't suck quite so much.
by Emperor Joshmaul July 16, 2009
Get the Tewksbury mug.Very wealthy town in Hunterdon County, NJ. Has a very small village area at "Oldwick". Very quaint and rural. James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) just bought a house here in the past year. 87% white, but of course all the Indians and East Asians will change that fast as they are continuing their onslought into many of the historical colonial 200 - 300 year old towns in NJ. Nonetheless, this town is a very ideal place to live with outstanding schools. Very similiar to Pound Ridge, NY.
Resident 1: Yo I heard Tony Soprano just moved to Tewksbury with his Asian wife.
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"
by Corpswhore August 7, 2011
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Beauty, one of the most beautifulliest people on earth. down to earth & very cool, she is amazing & talented at sport, she has quite the friends & isnt shy, she is very outgoing, shes good to talk to, when ya down she has a shoulder. she has some of the best legs ever, they are so sexy.. damn, those legs are dreams come true! over all goodbitch i say!!!
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